My Narcissism, In Bullet Points

Stopped to snap a selfie because Utah really compliments my skin tone

HI, I’M KIM.
I’m a senior-level copywriter, strategist, content creator, and whatever other buzzwords will convince you that I know what I’m doing.

For 10 years people have been paying me to come up with ideas and write words for them. I wish they would pay me to cuddle dogs and climb mountains, but this isn’t a bad alternative.

I currently live in Santa Monica, California, or the back of my Jeep depending on the day of the week. When I’m not behind a computer I’m usually hiking, biking, or getting lost in a National Park with my camera.

I’M QUALIFIED. BUT NOT OVERQUALIFIED.

  • I have a BFA in advertising from the School of Visual Arts in New York.
  • I’ve worked at ad agencies in New York, London, and Los Angeles, and freelanced for clients throughout the US and South America.
  • My work has appeared all over the world—from the pages of The Wall Street Journal and the streets of London, to Caribbean storefronts and TV screens in Argentina.
  • My travel writing has led to me being interviewed and quoted in The New York Times Frugal Traveler Blog and featured in People Magazine.
  • I’ve written scripts and jokes for a few celebrities you’ve definitely heard of and a few you probably haven’t.
  • I’ve helped multiple teams win 10 awards, and have a high track record for turning pitches into new business.

LET’S KEEP THIS NARCISSISM TRAIN MOVING, SHALL WE?

  • I’m originally from Toledo, Ohio.
  • I spent my 20’s in New York City, minus a three-month stint in London and a five-month quarter-life-crisis backpacking trip through South America.
  • In high school I played guitar in an all-female metal/hardcore band. We were even worse than you’re imagining.
  • Long after high school I was kicked out of a karaoke bar for Enter Sandman-ing too hard.
  • I’ve performed stand-up comedy & improv in NY & LA. Improv is my idea of hell.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME. LET’S TAK ABOUT HOW I CAN HELP YOU.

Whether you need someone for the big ideas or the small print, you’re in luck. I can concept anything and write everything—social, digital, email, TV, print, fortune cookies, dating app bios, lost dog posters, you name it.

Aside from being a master of all trades, I can also help with:

  • 360 campaigns
  • Pitch decks
  • Voice guidelines
  • Brand, campaign, and social media strategy
  • Content calendars
  • Copy and strategy consulting
  • Articles or blog posts
  • Editing, proofreading, and transcribing

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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

My Midwestern personality and New York work ethic make me an absolute delight to work with.

See for yourself.

Send me a risk-free hello and let’s do something awesome together.