My Page of Narcissism

Here I am taking a selfie in Utah, because with those rocks and my skin tone, how could I not?

HI, I’M KIM.
I’m a senior-level copywriter, strategist, content creator, and whatever other buzzwords will convince you that I know what I’m doing.

For 10 years people have been paying me to come up with ideas and write words for them. I wish they would pay me to cuddle dogs and climb mountains, but this isn’t a bad alternative.

I currently live in Santa Monica, California, or the back of my Jeep depending on the day of the week. When I’m not behind a computer I’m usually hiking, biking, or getting lost in a National Park with my camera.

I’M QUALIFIED. BUT NOT OVERQUALIFIED.

  • I actually studied advertising in college, graduating with a BFA from the School of Visual Arts in New York.
  • I’ve worked at ad agencies in New York, London, and Los Angeles, and freelanced for clients throughout the US and South America.
  • My work has appeared in The Wall Street Journal, plastered the streets of London, and has led to me being interviewed in The New York Times and featured in People Magazine.
  • No fewer than five household-name celebrities have spoken the words that I’ve written.
  • I’ve won a few awards, and over the last two years I have an 85% success rate on turning big pitches into new business.

OH, YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT ME AS A PERSON?

  • I’m originally from Toledo, Ohio.
  • I spent my 20’s in New York City, minus a three-month stint in London and a five-month quarter-life-crisis backpacking South America.
  • In high school I played guitar in an all-female metal/hardcore band. We were even worse than you’re imagining.
  • Long after high school I was kicked out of a karaoke bar for Enter Sandman-ing too hard.
  • I’ve performed stand-up comedy & improv in NY & LA. Stand-up is great, but improv is my idea of hell.

ENOUGH ABOUT ME. LET’S TAK ABOUT HOW I CAN HELP YOU.

  • I can write copy for any and everything—social, digital, email, TV, print, fortune cookies, dating app bios, lost dog posters, you name it
  • Ideate and execute 360 campaigns from start to finish
  • Structure, concept, and write pitch decks
  • Establish tone of voice guidelines
  • Develop overall brand, campaign, and/or social strategy
  • Develop, write, and manage content calendars
  • Consult on best practices and assist in improving existing copy
  • Write articles or blog posts and provide original photography
  • Edit and proofread copy

AS SEEN ON LINKEDIN

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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE

As an added bonus, my Midwestern personality and New York work ethic make me an absolute dream to work with.

Don’t believe me? See for yourself.

Send me a risk-free hello and let’s do something awesome together.