About Me

This is where I’m supposed to talk about my humble upbringing, casually mention my accomplishments without sounding braggy, make you laugh with my charm and wit, and throw in a few completely random facts to convince you of how quirky and unique I am—all the while managing to avoid sounding like an asshole.

Instead I picked some Cards Against Humanity cards to tell you a bit about me.

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And my secret formula for any successful ad campaign:


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